Move over, wacky reindeer, because ugly Halloween sweaters are stealing your holiday thunder. The spooky fall celebration is moving from wildly popular internet meme to actual merchandise, and many of the best offerings display tongue-in-cheek humor.
The 1993 movie “Hocus Pocus” is a cult classic among devotees of the scariest season, and this “I Put A Spell On You” sweatshirt fits the bill perfectly with an 8-bit retro video game interpretation of the witchy characters made famous by Bette Midler, Kathy Nijimy and Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

Tired of those run-of-the-mill vampires? Show some ugly Halloween sweater love with a vampire llama. This cozy crew neck men’s sweater showcases Count Llama Dracula in all his furry glory, with a fun batty background. He might not bite your neck but he’ll give you plenty of spooky attitude.

 

If you’re on a budget and want your ugly Halloween sweater to do double duty as an ugly Christmas sweater too, look no further. Have yourself a creepy little Xmas with this goth beauty festooned with ghosts, reindeer skeleton faces, bats and cobwebs.

The haunting season isn’t the same without an ugly Halloween sweater tribute to the holiday’s original creepy, kooky girl, Wednesday Addams. Decorated with 8-bit retro game graphics of Wednesday and two black cats along with the phrase “I’m not perky,” this sweatshirt is perfect for those who want more candy and less small talk.

Whether you grab one as a last-minute costume or build a collection to show your Halloween spirit, these fun sweaters are sure to make you the talk of the haunted house.